A film crew is coming on Monday to shoot some video of me talking about spam, so the office is suddenly in need of a new coat of paint and some semblance of order. The new color for the walls: Taupe. For the trim: Swiss Coffee (but you can just call it "white" if you'd like.)

Note: When taking a break from painting all day, do not stop to watch the Superbowl half-time show, should it feature Janet Jackson. Trust me on this one.